I just realized something.

Turns out if you kill a starfish, it will just come back to life.

Ahem.

I also realized, I have only 81 blog posts! This is terrible!

I will reach 100. 

It's my duty as a Spammer.

So be prepared for more mindless drivel and brain cell melting to come.

No pictures today. Because A) I was waiting for a Sunny, Snowy day to take pictures and one hasn't come yet.
B) I'm lazy.
C) I didn't know where my camera was. Now I found it. 
D) I'm lazy.

Although, I could make a quick picture.

 Yeeeeees.....Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Precious.

That took me all of 20 seconds.

I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

Probably Ashamed.

How's YOUR Saturday going?

You've probably done something.

Or eaten something.

I should eat something....

Yep. Definitely ashamed.

Well, I'm going to go cry in a corner.

And eat something.

Get ready to read more blogs similar to this one!

Oops.

Now none of you are coming back.

But I love you!

Okay that's it.

I'm going to leave before this gets out of hand.

And eat something.

Bye now!

Love, The Paina.

SAIL!! Bump ba da da da da da da...

The title is what I'm listening to at the moment. Mwahaha.


Anyways, time for pictures!

Sitfo says "Hey baby."

"There's so much Sifto to go around. And AROUND."

"I only want you to know, I love you."

For your information, he's talking to the bacon weave.

Mmmmmmmm bacoooooon.

Or the bacon roses.

Or the entire breakfast, for that matter.

You know how sometimes in movie's there's so much people that a person could run on the heads?

I could SO do that when our family gets together.


Wood!!

For fires. Mmm...fire...

Mooie say's "Hello, Sugarpuff."

"Call me."

Ice-ah-cubes!

That's what I called them. *Cough* Still do...

Nom nom nom.

The Mother and Critter playing YOU GUESSED IT Angry birds.

Notice their hair is the same colour? Is that the lighting? O.o

Kitty Kitty Cat.

*Doze*

Hunny and Big Fat Abe!

Lazy Unamused Kaia!

Daw haw haw.....Big Fat Abe....

Kitty Kitty Soft Paw.

It's so pretty.

Murdoch hides from Grandkids up there.

Or from me...

I can't resist his teeny mew. He's such a baby! *Heart melts*

Ahem.


Anyway, I'd better go.

I think I hear Murdoch calling my name...

No wait, it's Tiana.


Bah.

Bye bye for now!!

Love, The Paina.

I've got moves like tagger.

Right! Let's get her done.

1. Describe yourself in seven words.

Semper solers enim occasus certo eatenus ad-finem. (Ad finem counts as one word. :P )

2. What keeps you up at night?

My brain, thinking of characters for stories or pictures, thinking...thinking...Always thinking.

3. Whom would you like to be?

I don't mind being me, to be honest.

 4. What are you wearing now?

Pajamjams. Though I might get dressed. Might.

5. What scares you?

Linda.

6. What are the best and worst things about blogging?

Best: I get to go blaaaaaaaaaaaah all over the place.

Worst: I hardly ever blog, and I'd like to do more.

7. What was the last website you looked at?

Facebook. I have no notifications. *Community Channel emo cut*

8. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

To be less disrespectful.

9. Slankets – yes or no?

I don't like blankets. I tolerate them in winter because it's cold. So no.

10. Tell us something about the person who tagged you.

My mother tagged me, and she's all like "Taggity taggy tag tag, Elena."

Whom are you going to tag to join the quiz?
Well, since my family was mostly tagged, I tag me. But I've already done it, so EAT IT, ME!! >:D

Poem.

So here's a poem I wrote when I was either 10 or 11 (No idea which.) Feel free to laugh hysterically and make fun of me. I know I do.

The Day The Cow Was Gone! Elena Billson.

Kayla Mathason came outside one day,
to give the barn animals lotsa hay,
when into the stall she saw with eyes,
something that did surprise,
her so much she nearly dies,

A Cow Was Missing!

Her eyes did pop,
Her heart did stop.
She did not know what to do!
she ran to the house,
he ma was ironing a blouse,
When,

"MA! MA! MA! A cows been stolen!"
Ma was worried, Ma was scared,
She then stopped and then declared,
"I hope it's not been taken past road eight
then Pa can catch up and shut the gate!"
So, Kayla ran to the field,
to find her pa to wield
A double barrel shotgun,
Now its begun.
Pa was angry, Pa was Mad,
Pa wanted that cow back bad,
He grabbed his truck and his gun,
He sped down road eight,

BUT

What he saw made him laugh,
Because right on the path,
Was the cow eating Grass,
That's That!

Love, The Paina.

Waltzing with a camera.

It's Pictcha time again! Yep yep yep.

Coon!

          Unfourtunately, this big fella got away.

    Unamused Kaia....

     Is not amused.

    Encyclopedias!

   Shiny....

    Linda in her lampshade.

     On her laptop.

    Tiana in a bandana...

    On the computer.

    CAT!

    Rolling his eyes.

    Toothless face!

    Toothless from 'How to train you dragon' In case you were wondering.

    DISTORTED CAT FOOOOD!!

    AAAAAAALL THE WAAAAAY!!

    It's so beautiful.

    "Play?!?"

    She was laying down, then hopped up when she saw me and snorted. Cruel.

    SPLASH-AH!

 
    Run that by me again...

    KABOOM!

    Tee hee hee Ford.

    So bad.

    Christmas lights!

    On the deck.

    WOLF PAW PRINTS! :O

    Naw, just Kaia's.

    A goose!

    Shinyx2.

    Cleaning the laundry room, I've been labeling everything.

    EVERYTHING.

    Tiana killed the wallpaper.

    And there's two different shades of brown.

    I glued these to Hunny's kennel.

    Marr harr.
 
    Nobody understands EmoHunny.

    Poor sad EmoHunny.

    Why is Abe grimacing?

    No idea.

    HALO TOY SET UP!

    Death to UNSC.

    More Halo set up.

    Critter didn't actually know I was doing this...NINJA!

Anyways, that's about it.

I'm runnin' off away now!

TEAM SANGHEILI!!

I'm a Geek. I am.

Buh bye now!

Love, The Paina.

Blog without pictures! Haven't done that in a while.

So Linda darling Linda made some changes to my blog. She changed the post thingy, so now it's different and new and I'm figuring it out.

However, since something was changed I could not let it be the only thing.

So I have to change everything. 

It's weird, really.

Also on the menu, Reid Douglas was born November 21. :D

Being as there's so many of them, I forget which are the older ones and which are the younger ones.

But I do know the oldest and youngest! Justin and Reid. :)
Then there's some tossed around, some in the same year....some are twins...Yeah.

Going back to the changes topic, Tiana is changing our room.

We're like an old married couple.

"I want to move this."
"But I like it there."
"It's old and ugly!"
"But I like it there."
"It's in the way!"
"I like it there." *Stubborn head toss*
"FINE." *Frustrated huff*

It's kind of sad.

And I hardly win, but that was one of the rare times. >:}

So like, bro fist all.

I'm out.

"WHY?" you say, "I'm reading this!"

Because, humble one, I am hungry and grouchy and I can't think of anything else to write.

Oh, except that David and Kate and possibly their brood are coming Sunday! ^.^

Which deserves a spot in this blog.

Yeah huh.

Right!

I must be off!

My mouth tastes like old coffee!

Funk down, y'all.

Love, The Paina.

What's up in the hood...

Lots of stuff!

Tractors out plowing...

Seagulls screaming insults...

Tiana giving me the toe.....
With both feet...

Emo Hunny....

Being emo....

AND SIR REGINALD....

BEING CUTE.....

SIR MOOSALOT.....

ALSO CUTE.....

Booger lickin' good.

Nummy nummy.

Mooie does the 'Me Gusta' face well.

Especially when he wants milk.

Like Reggie here.

Gulp slurp butt.

Would you get up early in the morning, survive drool and head buttings in places unmentionable, clean up mustard poop, and listen to pathetic moo's for this?

The answer is yes, yes you would.

And if you wouldn't, you're a heartless old bat that hates babies.

I'm off.

Love, The Paina.