Friday, August 24, 2012

'Ello, chum!

This blog is being written just because I've been editing and playing with my blog for roughly an hour and I'll feel bad if I leave without writing a blog.

Because seriously.

Who spends all that time on a blog without writing one? 

However I have nothing to say.

Either then it's my birthday next month.

And my face is itchy, but I can't figure out why and it's freaking me out.
Probably have some baby spiders crawling under my skin.

My old keyboard that is new to me says 
'WARNING: Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury. Consult statement on the back of this keyboard' 

I see what they mean.

Unless of course they mean something else and I'm just morbid.....
A question that has plagued me for ages.

Anyways, yeah, there's some healthy thoughts for you.

Elena is morbid.

You can sing that to your children.
Like "Elena is morbid, Elena is morbiiiid, AHH AHH AHH AHH ELEEEENA IS MOOOOORBIIID!"

That is, of course, to the 'My little pony: Friendship is magic' theme song.
Because it's stuck in my head.

Smash out y'all!

Love, The Paina.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

My liiiiiife.

True story.

*Sniffle hork snot*

That's all.

Love, The Sick Sick Sick Paina.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Random thoughts of the day.

I'm pretty sure I'd make an awful Jesus.

Seriously, though.

Could you imagine me as God?

That's all for now.

I'll leave you with those terrifying thoughts.

Peace out Bro.

Love, The Paina.

Yeah, I'm leaving now.