Thursday, July 19, 2012

Why not Tiana?

Tiana: Noun:
Hilarious, weird, and funky.
In a sentence: "Bahahaha, that's so Tiana."

Ahem. Anyways. 

TIANA IS 16?!?! 


*Insert Zoidberg freakout scream*


It doesn't seem possibru!

I mean, I was JUST 16. So it's like... Odd.

There is no one I hang out with, fight with, or have teas with more. 


We frown upon the less awesome.
And Tiana has beefy man shoulders.

Man....My hair was short...
Erm, I mean, AWWWWW.

So, Happy birthday Tiana! You're awesome.

So give her cake.

And PRESENTS.

So she doesn't find a Lion to jump in.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WE'RE ALL DYING A LITTLE MORE EVERYDAY AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! SO CELEBRATE WITH CAKE!!!

And that is all.

Happy sweet 16th! :D :D

You're so Hawt.

Love, The Paina.
The older sister that loves you!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

IT BURNS.

I discover day by day how stupid I really am. 

I mean, I'm logically stupid.

So I'm all like "Hey, It's hot, so why don't I put on my bathing suit while working outside, then I can just jump into the pool!!"

But I always seem to forget:

Elena=whitewhitewhite. Whitewhitewhite+Sun=REDREDRED=SadElena.

I don't know why I never learn my lesson. Also, the pool wasn't cold! It was like swimming in sweat.
Going from Hot air to Hot water. Not cool, bro. Not cool. 

So, My arms are tan, and my back is burnt, and my legs are white.
Don't call ME racist. XD XD 

But seriously. Ouch.

No sleeping nicely for me for a while. 

I was gonna draw a picture depicting my pain, but I'm so lazy. And hurting. 

You know what!? I can take it! Bring it ON, SUNBURN.
   

It really is.

Anyways, I have to go write now.

Not a blog, a story.

This little blog should keep your ElenaAddiction appeased.

For a little.

Unless you're not addicted and just read this blog out of pity....

Either way, you're still reading, so it's a win-win.

Just out of curiosity, if you were a pirate, what would you name a baby that a dying mother gave you?

That is all.

Love, The Paina.

Literally in PAIN-A.

Fo Shizzle.