Wednesday, May 30, 2012


Music is brilliant. If it's good, it really makes you feel and imagine.

It happens to me all the time.


Anyway, interpret these how you like.

I was listening to music and making pictures.

And stuff.

So yeah.

Bye y'all!

Love, The Paina.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012


As you all know, Linda is a Boss.

Sometimes, to much of a Boss.

And when peeps get hurt, My whole body crashes.

Actually, just broken hearted and guilty.

Especially when it's partly my fault.

And my brain likes to double double any injury of other's and make it much worse.


And then for me about me it's like "Yeah, my legs cut off below the knee, but I can still walk." *Hobbles on stub*

It's weird.

But anyway.


No being a Boss! It's bad! Very bad!

Plus, you hurt the grounds feelings.

It got beaten up by a GIRL.

Meh. The ground is a wuss anyway.



Linda, I <3 U.
So don't break your face. know...You really want to.
Nothing can really stop you.

That's all.

I think.

I could write more and draw more Boss pictures, but mumzi wants me.

Like a Boss!!

Love, The Paina.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

IIIIIIIIt's another edition ooooof...

The Paina shooooow!

Today's segment contaaaaaaains...

Your, that's right folks, yooooour images!

The Paina has selected images and made them new and friiiiightening!

Here's the first.
                                         My hands....So huge...

                                      Don't you know who I am?
I'm The Juggernaut, Witch!

                                               Have you ever seen a Medusa this cute?
That stone guy has. Unfortunately.

                                                   H-Baby for West Side D-Gannon!

That's it for today, folks!

Tune in next time for something else!!

Until next time, stay random!!

Love, The Paina.

*Picture removed by request. I love my Nizzles.*

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

My little pony, my little pony, ahh ahh ahh ahh!!

"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up anyway." ~ Walt Disney.

Thus begins this blog.

As many of you know, I am a HUGE fan of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. In fact, it's actually my favourite show.

I never cared for the previous shows, even though I was the "Appropriate" age for them.

Now, most people are like "You like a little girls show? What, are you a paedophile?"

No, I'm not.

It's a hilarious show with good morals. What's not to love?

Watching 'Criminal Minds' does not make me a sociopath.

And yes, the target of this show is kids. But there's SO much adult humour.

Like, what kid would get when Spike falls into the punch bowl and Pinkie says "Now the punch is SPIKED!!"?
(Which of course was so hysterical.) Not many kids would get that, but *I* did and laughed.

Let's take a look at things that I love which are targeted at kids:

Balloons: Like them, you're gay and/or a paedophile.
Candy: Like it, you must be gay.
Playgrounds: You must be a paedophile.
Basically every Disney movie: You like Disney?? GAY!!

Seriously, you go on youtube and there's trolls who say you're a paedophile. Make videos saying so. It's pathetic, actually.

And I personally am sick of it. It's a cartoon.

Liking a cartoon doesn't make you gay.

Screaming with glee when miniature toys come out is not gay.

Listening to songs from MLP doesn't make you gay. (I hope... *Listens to 'Art of the dress'*)

I'm not saying "Yo bro, I hate you for not liking this show."

I'm saying don't bash me or others who like a show that IS targeted at little girls, but we love anyway.

By the way, I'm not trying to offend anyone because I know we had a discussion at some point about it.

This has been irking me for weeks. Ask Nikki. I told her about it.

And yes, I will continue making MLP shirts. I have...3 now I think.

And they are all awesometastic.

Dude, I'm obsessed with things that argue with eachother...

Halo, My little pony....

Yeah, I'm bits of different things all right. XD

I'm impatiently awaiting season 3 of MLP FiM.

I already watched the other 2. I might start them again.

Anyways, I should probably go now. Everyone's on the deck and I'm in front of the computer like some sort of gremlin.


Girlnies? Rather then Bronies? I dunno.

Alrighty, I'm off.

*Gleefully runs with imaginary Applejack* YOU CAN'T STOP MY HAPPINESS!!!!!!

Bye bye!

Love and tolerate, The Paina.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mothers Day!

Remember kids, you only have one mother.

Sorry this blog is late. And it will be short because I have work tomorrow and plan on going to bed like...Now.

Anyways, as I was saying before I interrupted me, we only have one mother. Umm...I actually have nothing else. My mind is goo. I got it! So LOVE her! There you go. Inspirational.

Happy mothers day to all you Mothers out there!

And love your Mothers!

Because you only have one!

This blog isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Or is it? I don't know. I'm tired.

Goodnight my little Internet friends.

Love, The Paina.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Kitchen conversations.

We were discussing awesome books yesterday, (Linda, Tiana and I.) And how awesome the Lord of the Rings is to Harry Potter.

Also How awesome Tenant of Wildfell hall is, but that's another blog.


We were talking about how if J.R.R. Tolkien didn't like the way the book was going, he scrapped the whole thing. Boom. Gone. No matter how far he is.

And that's why there's no Red head elves, no elves with mohawks, and no fat elves.

That's why the first main Character, Frankie Fat Fat, was scrapped.

Poor Frankie. He would have walked right into Mordor.

If it hadn't been for J.R.R.  THAT MONSTER.
I bet he was an awesome Ring Bearer. Just sayin'.

I mean, check out his...FINGERS.

All 6 of them.

Oh yeah.

Anyways, I might have a real blog at some point. So be on the lookout.

The paint ones are because my attention span is short in the morning. And Afternoon. And...


It's "What is love". Because this is how I roll.

I'm out.

I have to go burn some books.

Or something to that effect.

Bye all! :D

Love, The Ohmygoodness MLP FiM!!!