Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Hola, kind minions!

Yeah, so if you're wondering about my previous blog, The Mother said I post blogs when I'm upset, so I decided to prove her right.

 I know, I know, I'm very odd.

Like the kind of odd that I join online games (Runescape, Adventure quest, etc.) JUST to collect money.
Seriously. Not to do anything like, the QUESTS. To get rich. I never fail though. And I am incredibly rich on Runescape (Not to brag but....MWAHAHA.) (Also I realize most of you probably don't care...)

I'm also the kind of odd that when a reviewer bashes a book/movie I love, I most definitely get my back up.
Such as: The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, annnnnnnnnd the Hunger Games.

I don't usually read reviews for this very same reason. It pricks me. I don't know why. It just does.
I basically turn into a monster.

The same thing as when I'm writing a story and people interrupt me, or people bug me while in the middle of a game.

(This is why I don't have Halo. And I really miss it.)

I really don't know what the purpose of this blog is.

I'm always a little wacky in the mornings.

I'm on a 100 book list thing, and I'm on book 31. I need to reach 100 by September 1st.
Anybody know any good books? ;)


I joined a Poem contest recently. I'm not a great poet (Nothing compared to Linda, or Tiana for that matter.)
But I thought "Hey. Imma do that....JUST CUZ I CAN."
Oooooh spelling errors. Helloooooooooooooo Grammar Nazis! XD

Speaking of Imma, have you all noticed how music has declined? No? Is it just me?

Well. Let me tell you something.


At the moment I'm listening to 'The Grand duel'. I bet some person my age out in the world is listening to 'KILL EVERYBODY' by Skrillrex.

Have I mentioned I'm so glad not to be out there in the big, wide, terrifying world?
I have.
But I said it again.
And you raed this worng.
Unless you're observant.
In which case, congrats!

Tee hee, I'm such a troll.

Have I mentioned how weird it is when you're sleeping and a little dog walks down your body?

It's weird.

You wake up all like "MA!! DEM RATS DUN CAME BACK! GET DER HOSE!!"

Or something like that.

Or not, if you're nothing like me.

By the way.....Did you know that daydreamers are really intelligent?
Like...when they're staring off into space while you read something or talk, they're actually absorbing what you say?

There's hope for me! Kind of! A little! Maybe?

Maybe if I stopped being so odd I'd have a boyfriend.

I'm in love with every boy, don't you know.

Which would make me the Ugly One.

Which would mean I get to date Quarter Man!!!



I can't take my madness or my mindless prattle any more!!!

Plus, I have to go feed the animals.

And clear a path for the magical hay wagon.

And to wander around blankly while I wait for Tiana, Linda and Critter to get home.

Being a Magical Walrus is a hard life.

I'm off!



I'm so odd. Just in case you didn't know.

Buh Bye!

Love, The Paina.

Thursday, March 8, 2012


Just one of those days.

Love, The Paina.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Short cattle blog.

As you know, I am raising calves.

Sweet little fat happy calves.

And when you say their names, and give them food, this is what they do.

 But on the inside, I think they're all like this:

And they always seem to forget who I am, though I frequently go in.

But as soon as I greet them, stroke them, they figure out "Hey, it's FOODLADY!!"

And they proceed to lick me. Repeatedly.

It's nice to be appreciated.

Even when I get covered in slime.

Love, The Paina.