My liiiiiife.

True story.

*Sniffle hork snot*

That's all.

Love, The Sick Sick Sick Paina.

Random thoughts of the day.

I'm pretty sure I'd make an awful Jesus.

Seriously, though.

Could you imagine me as God?

That's all for now.

I'll leave you with those terrifying thoughts.

Peace out Bro.

Love, The Paina.
Jelena.
Godna.

Yeah, I'm leaving now.

Why not Tiana?

Tiana: Noun:
Hilarious, weird, and funky.
In a sentence: "Bahahaha, that's so Tiana."

Ahem. Anyways. 

TIANA IS 16?!?! 

*Insert Zoidberg freakout scream*


It doesn't seem possibru!

I mean, I was JUST 16. So it's like... Odd.

There is no one I hang out with, fight with, or have teas with more. 

We frown upon the less awesome.

And Tiana has beefy man shoulders.

Man....My hair was short...

Erm, I mean, AWWWWW.

So, Happy birthday Tiana! You're awesome.

So give her cake.

And PRESENTS.

So she doesn't find a Lion to jump in.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WE'RE ALL DYING A LITTLE MORE EVERYDAY AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! SO CELEBRATE WITH CAKE!!!

And that is all.

Happy sweet 16th! :D :D

You're so Hawt.

Love, The Paina.
The older sister that loves you!

IT BURNS.

I discover day by day how stupid I really am. 

I mean, I'm logically stupid.

So I'm all like "Hey, It's hot, so why don't I put on my bathing suit while working outside, then I can just jump into the pool!!"

But I always seem to forget:

Elena=whitewhitewhite. Whitewhitewhite+Sun=REDREDRED=SadElena.

I don't know why I never learn my lesson. Also, the pool wasn't cold! It was like swimming in sweat.
Going from Hot air to Hot water. Not cool, bro. Not cool. 

So, My arms are tan, and my back is burnt, and my legs are white.
Don't call ME racist. XD XD 

But seriously. Ouch.

No sleeping nicely for me for a while. 

I was gonna draw a picture depicting my pain, but I'm so lazy. And hurting. 

You know what!? I can take it! Bring it ON, SUNBURN.
   

It really is.

Anyways, I have to go write now.

Not a blog, a story.

This little blog should keep your ElenaAddiction appeased.

For a little.

Unless you're not addicted and just read this blog out of pity....

Either way, you're still reading, so it's a win-win.

Just out of curiosity, if you were a pirate, what would you name a baby that a dying mother gave you?

That is all.

Love, The Paina.

Literally in PAIN-A.

Fo Shizzle.

LINDABRUUUUUUU!!!

Yo,My sisters name is Linda,

                                                               she's like oneof7
                                                              Girls that is,  (Duh)
                                                               not boys that I'm countin'
                                                              Her birthday is today,
                                                              She's 24 and mountin'
                                                              So for her birthday
                                                              Imma right a small rap,
                                                              Though I'm not great, (Hey)
                                                              And it might be CRAP!
                                                              Word.

Yeah... that's that.

SO.

I don't usually write birthday blogs...But Linda is too AWESOME to not have one.

Not that any of you guys aren't awesome, But come on.
This is Linda.
She stopped a cultivator with a rib and gave death the middle finger. 
She almost got her hand cut off and WOULD have given death the middle finger but for the swelling...
And let's not forget how she kicked the crap out of the ground. With her face. 
And she once caught Pax when he was kind of fainting because he was choking...That's a horse. Like, over 1,000 pounds.

And there's other things but I can't think of them at the moment. 

                                        

                                                     Teeny Tiny me and Tiny Linda.

Which I've posted before. But there are hardly any pictures of me and Linda. Linda and I.

                                                                    Here we are!

                                                                 First we were like:
                                    

Then we were all:

                                   


                                                                But then, we LOLz.

Kind of terrifying.

Just slightly.

Anyways.

So like...Linda is cool and stuff.

And stuff.

As cool as Avenger Ponies.

No, cooler.

Because she watches Ponies with me sometimes.

So super cool.

In 10 seconds flat.

Yes.

Happy Birthday Linda!!

I knew I was going to switch to mindless at some point. Here is the point.

Well, that's all for now.

FOR NOW. Mwaha....ha.....HAHAHAHHAHAAA!!

Alrighty.

Bye now.

Love, The Paina.

Randoms. :D

Time for pictures.

Quin and Nate! Aren't they so cute.

 
Tiana and the rat dog. Or Bunnyratdog.

Just Tiana.

TEA PARTY!!

Yes, we are almost 13, 16, and 18. Why do you ask?

TEENAGERS CAN HAVE TEA PARTIES TOO. Honey Badger don't care.

Going somewheres.

Mooie!! And Reginald's head.

Linda after she smashed her face. She is holding ice to her head.

HENFIGHT!

WACACHA HIYAH!

Then...it was calm.

Tadpoles!

Kara!

Lick. Lick. Lick.

Can you tell which is which?

I can.

 Tiana! Again...She's doing dishes this time.

Proof! I ACTUALLY rented it. And watched it. And died a little.

That's all for now.

I drew this picture of me.

I don't know why I'm so shy. And stuff.
I'm working on it.

SOMEDAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO YOUR EYES FOR A WHOLE CONVERSATION!

NOT JUST A LITTLE OF IT!

It's not that I hate you. *Shifty eyes*

And yes, My Internet me is wearing thigh high boots.

Have I mentioned I really want some? XD

Today is 6/12/12. Just thought I'd mention that.

Anyways, My lovelies, I must be off.

I have to go and do things. Or sommat.

Bye for now!

Love, The Paina.

I'VE REACHED THREE DIGITS!

Ladies and gentlemen.

I welcome you.

This is my big moment.

100 BLOG POSTS!!!!!

*Cheering crowds*

I don't have a pink frilly dress, but I DO have a leopard one.

Thank's to Linda for the arm socks.

Sorry to disappoint you all. XD
No pink dress for this 100.

Duty as spammer has been for-filled!


YEEES, PRECIOUS.

Thank's to all of you.

         Who stay with me through all my blogs of weirdness, complainy face,  ranting gooeyness.

                                                                   I congratulate you.

What is my success is also your success.

Weeeeeee are the chaaaaampions - my friends 
And weeeeeeeeee'll keep on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiighting - till the eeeeeeeeend - 
Weeeee are the chaaaaaampions - 
Weeeeeeeeee are the chaaaaaaaaampions 
No time for loooooooooosers 
'Cause weeeeeeee are the chaaaaampions - of the wooooooooorld!!!!

*Stifles a sob*
I'm happy for me, and Imma let me finish,
But this is the weirdest 100 blog of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Comment wins go to Rachel and Adeena, who hardly ever missed a blog, I believe.
That's right peeps.
I went there. Mayhap you competitive peoplez will try to beat eachother out now. XD
I know I would.
Who had the most I dunno. I'd go back and look, but I'm lazy and stuff.

THIS IS AWESOME.

I'm giddy.

With happiness.

I actually have 100 posts.

*Single tear of joy*

So, my brilliant loverly people.

This is fun.

I don't know what to say. 

Thanks for reading my blog. 

Double Me Gusta thumbs up for ya.

Sudden font change! 
Back to default.

My lovely little darlin' followers, That is all for now.

My mind has reached a blank point. And I keep daydreaming off.

So, I bring an end to this momentous occasion.

Thank you all again.

*Blows nose*

100 FOR THE WIN!

*Bows*

Good day.

Love, The Paina:
Proud 100 blogger.
Blonde one.
And, as always, a Geeky Frenchfry.
Love and tolerate.
Rock on.