'Ello, chum!

This blog is being written just because I've been editing and playing with my blog for roughly an hour and I'll feel bad if I leave without writing a blog.

Because seriously.

Who spends all that time on a blog without writing one? 

However I have nothing to say.

Either then it's my birthday next month.

And my face is itchy, but I can't figure out why and it's freaking me out.
Probably have some baby spiders crawling under my skin.
Lovely.

My old keyboard that is new to me says 
'WARNING: Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury. Consult statement on the back of this keyboard' 

I see what they mean.

Unless of course they mean something else and I'm just morbid.....
A question that has plagued me for ages.

Anyways, yeah, there's some healthy thoughts for you.

Elena is morbid.

You can sing that to your children.
Like "Elena is morbid, Elena is morbiiiid, AHH AHH AHH AHH ELEEEENA IS MOOOOORBIIID!"

That is, of course, to the 'My little pony: Friendship is magic' theme song.
Because it's stuck in my head.

Smash out y'all!

Love, The Paina.