There was a Lady named Elena, And a knight named Sir Jay. They worked together in the far away land of London. One day, Lady Elena was working, and noticed something in a cardboard box. A brown smelly lump.
"Sir Jay, I do believe this is a turd." She said.
"Not likely, my Lady. I think it must be a potato." He responded, coming over to look.
"I don't imagine it is, it seems unlike one." And she backed away.
Sir Jay, however, grabbed a broom and stabbed the object with it. It got stuck on the handle.
"SIR JAY!!" Lady Elena screamed; "IT IS A TURD!!!!!!!!"
Sir Jay tried his best to wipe it off, and we left.
I wonder whether anyone heard me shouting. It would be quite a coffee break story. ;)
Love, The Paina
Gross.
ReplyDeleteEwewwwewewwwweeeeeeeeeeeewweehwefrrajdff
ReplyDeleteJust disgusting.
I can't believe someone would leave that in a box. Ew.
That is totally disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWho would leave poop in a box?!?? People are gross.
Nice new look, btw. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the new look.
ReplyDeleteThere's lots of homeless in London. They would happily leave their turds wherever they where at the time when they need to unload.