Girls that is, (Duh)
not boys that I'm countin'
Her birthday is today,
She's 24 and mountin'
So for her birthday
Imma right a small rap,
Though I'm not great, (Hey)
And it might be CRAP!
Yeah... that's that.
I don't usually write birthday blogs...But Linda is too AWESOME to not have one.
Not that any of you guys aren't awesome, But come on.
This is Linda.
She stopped a cultivator with a rib and gave death the middle finger.
She almost got her hand cut off and WOULD have given death the middle finger but for the swelling...
And let's not forget how she kicked the crap out of the ground. With her face.
And she once caught Pax when he was kind of fainting because he was choking...That's a horse. Like, over 1,000 pounds.
And there's other things but I can't think of them at the moment.
Teeny Tiny me and Tiny Linda.
Here we are!
First we were like:
But then, we LOLz.
So like...Linda is cool and stuff.
As cool as Avenger Ponies.
Because she watches Ponies with me sometimes.
So super cool.
In 10 seconds flat.
Happy Birthday Linda!!
I knew I was going to switch to mindless at some point. Here is the point.
FOR NOW. Mwaha....ha.....HAHAHAHHAHAAA!!
Love, The Paina.