Whiteballofspitandhairandnoise.

Otherwise known as Kaia.
Or unamused Kaia.
Or mother's dog.

Kaia is kind of stupid, hilarious, and ragemakinging.

Kaia loves to run.

Or stand and listen to nothing.

And...Bark. At nothing.

"ZOMYGOODNESS! THERE'S SOME GRASS WAVING!!!"
*bark bark bark*

"HEAVENS!! THERE'S A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE FLOOR!!!"
*Bark bark bark*

"PUDDING AND MUSTARD!! I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR EVER, BUT I'D BETTER BARK AT YOU!!"
*Bark bark bark*

"NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING!! I'D BETTER BARK TO SPICE THINGS UP!!!"
*Bark bark bark*

"HOLY FUDGECAKES!! SOMEBODY WHO LIVES HERE WALKED INTO THE ROOM!! MURDERER!!!!!"
*Bark bark bark*

Yeah, you get the idea.

She's so dumb, slobbery, hairy, and barky.

And she likes to suck up when she's bad.
Or when she's not.

Somehow her hair ends up in EVERYTHING.

Sometimes I want to kill her.

But, I love her.

In conclusion, you can love something (Or someone) that irritates the crap out of you everyday.

Even when she rips up one of your favourite teddy bears.
(Still haven't forgiven her for that...)

Ooooo, 'Army of me' just came on my playlist...

Excuse me for a sec, must headbob.

*Headbobs*

I'm off subject.

Ahem.

Back to Kaia.

*Resists the urge to dance*

Gah!

IT'S TO STRONG, CAPTAIN!

Love you all.

My heart is big.

I can tell you I love you while listening to rage music.

Bye my little friends!

Love, The Paina.

PS. If you complain once more, you'll meet and army of me.
And if you complain, ONCE more, you meet an Army of ME.