LINDABRUUUUUUU!!!

Yo,My sisters name is Linda,

                                                               she's like oneof7
                                                              Girls that is,  (Duh)
                                                               not boys that I'm countin'
                                                              Her birthday is today,
                                                              She's 24 and mountin'
                                                              So for her birthday
                                                              Imma right a small rap,
                                                              Though I'm not great, (Hey)
                                                              And it might be CRAP!
                                                              Word.

Yeah... that's that.

SO.

I don't usually write birthday blogs...But Linda is too AWESOME to not have one.

Not that any of you guys aren't awesome, But come on.
This is Linda.
She stopped a cultivator with a rib and gave death the middle finger. 
She almost got her hand cut off and WOULD have given death the middle finger but for the swelling...
And let's not forget how she kicked the crap out of the ground. With her face. 
And she once caught Pax when he was kind of fainting because he was choking...That's a horse. Like, over 1,000 pounds.

And there's other things but I can't think of them at the moment. 

                                        

                                                     Teeny Tiny me and Tiny Linda.

Which I've posted before. But there are hardly any pictures of me and Linda. Linda and I.

                                                                    Here we are!

                                                                 First we were like:
                                    

Then we were all:

                                   


                                                                But then, we LOLz.

Kind of terrifying.

Just slightly.

Anyways.

So like...Linda is cool and stuff.

And stuff.

As cool as Avenger Ponies.

No, cooler.

Because she watches Ponies with me sometimes.

So super cool.

In 10 seconds flat.

Yes.

Happy Birthday Linda!!

I knew I was going to switch to mindless at some point. Here is the point.

Well, that's all for now.

FOR NOW. Mwaha....ha.....HAHAHAHHAHAAA!!

Alrighty.

Bye now.

Love, The Paina.

Randoms. :D

Time for pictures.

Quin and Nate! Aren't they so cute.

 
Tiana and the rat dog. Or Bunnyratdog.

Just Tiana.

TEA PARTY!!

Yes, we are almost 13, 16, and 18. Why do you ask?

TEENAGERS CAN HAVE TEA PARTIES TOO. Honey Badger don't care.

Going somewheres.

Mooie!! And Reginald's head.

Linda after she smashed her face. She is holding ice to her head.

HENFIGHT!

WACACHA HIYAH!

Then...it was calm.

Tadpoles!

Kara!

Lick. Lick. Lick.

Can you tell which is which?

I can.

 Tiana! Again...She's doing dishes this time.

Proof! I ACTUALLY rented it. And watched it. And died a little.

That's all for now.

I drew this picture of me.

I don't know why I'm so shy. And stuff.
I'm working on it.

SOMEDAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO YOUR EYES FOR A WHOLE CONVERSATION!

NOT JUST A LITTLE OF IT!

It's not that I hate you. *Shifty eyes*

And yes, My Internet me is wearing thigh high boots.

Have I mentioned I really want some? XD

Today is 6/12/12. Just thought I'd mention that.

Anyways, My lovelies, I must be off.

I have to go and do things. Or sommat.

Bye for now!

Love, The Paina.

I'VE REACHED THREE DIGITS!

Ladies and gentlemen.

I welcome you.

This is my big moment.

100 BLOG POSTS!!!!!

*Cheering crowds*

I don't have a pink frilly dress, but I DO have a leopard one.

Thank's to Linda for the arm socks.

Sorry to disappoint you all. XD
No pink dress for this 100.

Duty as spammer has been for-filled!


YEEES, PRECIOUS.

Thank's to all of you.

         Who stay with me through all my blogs of weirdness, complainy face,  ranting gooeyness.

                                                                   I congratulate you.

What is my success is also your success.

Weeeeeee are the chaaaaampions - my friends 
And weeeeeeeeee'll keep on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiighting - till the eeeeeeeeend - 
Weeeee are the chaaaaaampions - 
Weeeeeeeeee are the chaaaaaaaaampions 
No time for loooooooooosers 
'Cause weeeeeeee are the chaaaaampions - of the wooooooooorld!!!!

*Stifles a sob*
I'm happy for me, and Imma let me finish,
But this is the weirdest 100 blog of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Comment wins go to Rachel and Adeena, who hardly ever missed a blog, I believe.
That's right peeps.
I went there. Mayhap you competitive peoplez will try to beat eachother out now. XD
I know I would.
Who had the most I dunno. I'd go back and look, but I'm lazy and stuff.

THIS IS AWESOME.

I'm giddy.

With happiness.

I actually have 100 posts.

*Single tear of joy*

So, my brilliant loverly people.

This is fun.

I don't know what to say. 

Thanks for reading my blog. 

Double Me Gusta thumbs up for ya.

Sudden font change! 
Back to default.

My lovely little darlin' followers, That is all for now.

My mind has reached a blank point. And I keep daydreaming off.

So, I bring an end to this momentous occasion.

Thank you all again.

*Blows nose*

100 FOR THE WIN!

*Bows*

Good day.

Love, The Paina:
Proud 100 blogger.
Blonde one.
And, as always, a Geeky Frenchfry.
Love and tolerate.
Rock on.

Whiteballofspitandhairandnoise.

Otherwise known as Kaia.
Or unamused Kaia.
Or mother's dog.

Kaia is kind of stupid, hilarious, and ragemakinging.

Kaia loves to run.

Or stand and listen to nothing.

And...Bark. At nothing.

"ZOMYGOODNESS! THERE'S SOME GRASS WAVING!!!"
*bark bark bark*

"HEAVENS!! THERE'S A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE FLOOR!!!"
*Bark bark bark*

"PUDDING AND MUSTARD!! I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR EVER, BUT I'D BETTER BARK AT YOU!!"
*Bark bark bark*

"NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING!! I'D BETTER BARK TO SPICE THINGS UP!!!"
*Bark bark bark*

"HOLY FUDGECAKES!! SOMEBODY WHO LIVES HERE WALKED INTO THE ROOM!! MURDERER!!!!!"
*Bark bark bark*

Yeah, you get the idea.

She's so dumb, slobbery, hairy, and barky.

And she likes to suck up when she's bad.
Or when she's not.

Somehow her hair ends up in EVERYTHING.

Sometimes I want to kill her.

But, I love her.

In conclusion, you can love something (Or someone) that irritates the crap out of you everyday.

Even when she rips up one of your favourite teddy bears.
(Still haven't forgiven her for that...)

Ooooo, 'Army of me' just came on my playlist...

Excuse me for a sec, must headbob.

*Headbobs*

I'm off subject.

Ahem.

Back to Kaia.

*Resists the urge to dance*

Gah!

IT'S TO STRONG, CAPTAIN!

Love you all.

My heart is big.

I can tell you I love you while listening to rage music.

Bye my little friends!

Love, The Paina.

PS. If you complain once more, you'll meet and army of me.
And if you complain, ONCE more, you meet an Army of ME.