Patman.
He wants a profile picture. SO BE IT.
Take your pick.
Baldy.
Dag, yo.
Dan's gonna murder me.
Isn't he beeeeeeee-you-tee-fuuuull.
And he brings up groupies.
Watching with hungry eyes.
That's right, smiiiile!
Show off your glorious locks of golden sunshine beams!
Less smiling. That's terrifying.
CURSE YOU MACHINE THINGY!!!
The designers did NOT want you to take that out, I swear.
Pretty pretty bath salts.
These chickens are staying warm.
Kara's watching them. If they come near her food, she nips them.
BARK!! BARK BARK BARK!!!
Murdock tried to fit into the boot.
He's fat and pathetic.
Speaking of which...
Budonkadonk Sifto.
Now he's depressed.
"I think I'll sleep today. Nah, I'm to sad."
"And beautiful."
He is never upset for long.
MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE.
I have to vacuum loads of this. Daily.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunny is scary.
Yet another piano pic.
Seriously, that's getting old.
Music too?
You're so mainstream.
I found out today, Unamused Kaia is very depressed.
Her life is a sad black hole of disappointments.
She's buried in misery.
Life isn't worth living.
She hates herself.
She wants to die.
Unfortunately, some of her depression rubbed off on Abe.
He doesn't want to get up ever again.
Luckily, Tiana blocked it.
BLOCKED.
Linda brought it back.
But Tiana BLOCKED again.
You can't penetrate the non-depression.
Okay, so, there's some pictures.
And after reading my commentary...
This is how I feel.
Except I write it...
So I HAVE to read it....
I think I'm as depressed as Kaia now.
*Sad*
My life is a empty abyss.
I don't want to blog anymore...
Goodbye...
Love, The Paina.
PS. I only wrote love by habit.
My feelings are a dark murky pit...
I hope you left him that ponytail. It would be perfect. If someone cut if off, I will be sad.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does Tiana resemble Fry in that last pic? Hmmmmm. All she needs is squinty eyes and spiky bangs to make it perfect. You should totally make her do that.
Kaia is missing her person. She'll get over it. I'm not sure you will, though. :P
I miss Kaia, too. But I have Isobel filling the gap.
ReplyDeleteKaia isn't missing anybody.
ReplyDeleteIt was all a joke.
I had woken her up, and she was sleepy, five minutes later we were running around the house spiritedly.
Though she STILL doesn't know how tug-of-war works...
I bet she does miss her person. I'm shocked you could joke about her sadness. She's napping cause she's terribly lonely.
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