Poem.

So here's a poem I wrote when I was either 10 or 11 (No idea which.) Feel free to laugh hysterically and make fun of me. I know I do.

The Day The Cow Was Gone! Elena Billson.

Kayla Mathason came outside one day,
to give the barn animals lotsa hay,
when into the stall she saw with eyes,
something that did surprise,
her so much she nearly dies,

A Cow Was Missing!

Her eyes did pop,
Her heart did stop.
She did not know what to do!
she ran to the house,
he ma was ironing a blouse,
When,

"MA! MA! MA! A cows been stolen!"
Ma was worried, Ma was scared,
She then stopped and then declared,
"I hope it's not been taken past road eight
then Pa can catch up and shut the gate!"
So, Kayla ran to the field,
to find her pa to wield
A double barrel shotgun,
Now its begun.
Pa was angry, Pa was Mad,
Pa wanted that cow back bad,
He grabbed his truck and his gun,
He sped down road eight,

BUT

What he saw made him laugh,
Because right on the path,
Was the cow eating Grass,
That's That!

Love, The Paina.

Waltzing with a camera.

It's Pictcha time again! Yep yep yep.

Coon!

          Unfourtunately, this big fella got away.

    Unamused Kaia....

     Is not amused.

    Encyclopedias!

   Shiny....

    Linda in her lampshade.

     On her laptop.

    Tiana in a bandana...

    On the computer.

    CAT!

    Rolling his eyes.

    Toothless face!

    Toothless from 'How to train you dragon' In case you were wondering.

    DISTORTED CAT FOOOOD!!

    AAAAAAALL THE WAAAAAY!!

    It's so beautiful.

    "Play?!?"

    She was laying down, then hopped up when she saw me and snorted. Cruel.

    SPLASH-AH!

 
    Run that by me again...

    KABOOM!

    Tee hee hee Ford.

    So bad.

    Christmas lights!

    On the deck.

    WOLF PAW PRINTS! :O

    Naw, just Kaia's.

    A goose!

    Shinyx2.

    Cleaning the laundry room, I've been labeling everything.

    EVERYTHING.

    Tiana killed the wallpaper.

    And there's two different shades of brown.

    I glued these to Hunny's kennel.

    Marr harr.
 
    Nobody understands EmoHunny.

    Poor sad EmoHunny.

    Why is Abe grimacing?

    No idea.

    HALO TOY SET UP!

    Death to UNSC.

    More Halo set up.

    Critter didn't actually know I was doing this...NINJA!

Anyways, that's about it.

I'm runnin' off away now!

TEAM SANGHEILI!!

I'm a Geek. I am.

Buh bye now!

Love, The Paina.

Blog without pictures! Haven't done that in a while.

So Linda darling Linda made some changes to my blog. She changed the post thingy, so now it's different and new and I'm figuring it out.

However, since something was changed I could not let it be the only thing.

So I have to change everything. 

It's weird, really.

Also on the menu, Reid Douglas was born November 21. :D

Being as there's so many of them, I forget which are the older ones and which are the younger ones.

But I do know the oldest and youngest! Justin and Reid. :)
Then there's some tossed around, some in the same year....some are twins...Yeah.

Going back to the changes topic, Tiana is changing our room.

We're like an old married couple.

"I want to move this."
"But I like it there."
"It's old and ugly!"
"But I like it there."
"It's in the way!"
"I like it there." *Stubborn head toss*
"FINE." *Frustrated huff*

It's kind of sad.

And I hardly win, but that was one of the rare times. >:}

So like, bro fist all.

I'm out.

"WHY?" you say, "I'm reading this!"

Because, humble one, I am hungry and grouchy and I can't think of anything else to write.

Oh, except that David and Kate and possibly their brood are coming Sunday! ^.^

Which deserves a spot in this blog.

Yeah huh.

Right!

I must be off!

My mouth tastes like old coffee!

Funk down, y'all.

Love, The Paina.

What's up in the hood...

Lots of stuff!

Tractors out plowing...

Seagulls screaming insults...

Tiana giving me the toe.....
With both feet...

Emo Hunny....

Being emo....

AND SIR REGINALD....

BEING CUTE.....

SIR MOOSALOT.....

ALSO CUTE.....

Booger lickin' good.

Nummy nummy.

Mooie does the 'Me Gusta' face well.

Especially when he wants milk.

Like Reggie here.

Gulp slurp butt.

Would you get up early in the morning, survive drool and head buttings in places unmentionable, clean up mustard poop, and listen to pathetic moo's for this?

The answer is yes, yes you would.

And if you wouldn't, you're a heartless old bat that hates babies.

I'm off.

Love, The Paina.

Not365 timez again.

It's that time of the......Month? Week?

Um, it's that time of the time again!

EVERYwhere I go, I am always followed.

Since I am they're 'Caretaker' they believe I MUST have food in my hands.

No, Henny hens, it's a camera. *Snap*

Mmmmmm, faaaaaaall.
My heart melts for you.

Golden corn!
Appreciate this! I had to walk across half a field to get to it.

Piano sisters.
In BLACK AND WHITE!

More pretty pretty fall.
And a Tractor. Right THERE. Hiding.

MMmmmmmm crispy leaves....
Nom nom nom.

CONTRAST!!
I love fall, can you tell?

Duck.
The only Duck.

Half and half!
Like the coffee. Or the cream. Or the Inbred.

Dan the Man who Can.
He is laying shingle. And furrowing his brow at something.

Tiana!
Pretty.

Me and Tiana!
Less pretty.

The two (Or one) tallest trees in the bush.
Or, as Tiana calls them, bunny ears.

Creepy crawler.
And another.
On the bridge!

Bilbo Chewface.

The rat that lived exactly 1 week in the Billson household.

Me!
With gel.

FIYAH.
Pyromaniac right here.

Another Tiana.
Rather creepy.

Patrick's thumb WUVS YOU!
<3

Patrick himself doesn't.
RUN FROM LE VIKING!

So many boys....
So little time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Oh, it's just Linda.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Hannah baby!
Naw haw haw.

Tiana's poodle.
Fab-bu-lous.

Critter on a dog.
Pretty dog.

CANNING.
Mommy is so proud.

Anyways.


Wood stoves are awesome.

Just like YOU!

And a penguin! {'v'}

Sorry. Had to show that off! I made it meself. ^.^

So, bro...gotta go.

Hope you've enjoyed!

And if you haven't; Scrufflelump puxlepuff to you!

You know who you are.

I'm rambling.

I'm out!

Love, The Paina.